SHIT MY TEACHER SAYS
This page goes back to my teaching days. I will post on here some gems of teacher-student dialogue. No real names will be used. John, Lisa, etc will be names given to students to protect the privacy of everyone. Fans feel free to post any gems of your own on the message board. The best ones will be posted up here too.
John: Ahh, Mike's a zombie.
Teacher: Oh, don't worry. He's looking for brains...you're safe.
Teacher (giving a vocabulary test, where the word said has to be put into a sentence): The word is bias.
John: Next week our mother's gonna by us a dog.
Teacher: John approaches the 7th grade like law school. He's aiming to finish it in 3 years.
Teacher 1: Did hear about the shit Jimmy pulled today?
Teacher 2: No, what kind of shit was that?
Teacher 1: SHIT! Actual shit, he brought a bag of feces into school, pulled it out of his backpack, and left it in my room.
Sam: Are you saying I'm stupid.
Teacher: No, your grades are saying you're stupid.
Teacher: You don't want to drink your science lab--think about it.